Who the f*#k is chad kroski ?
(And no he is not Chad Krosky!)

No he is not a bestselling author ….

Crazy people do crazy stuff.

A big german magazine started a SEO contest a while ago.
Target is to get the page scoring best on “hommingberger gepardenforelle”.
Much like the old “nigritude ultramarine”.

I don’t care, but I will keep an eye on it now and then.

Check Google

Looks like the Ugly Car is finally coming to the US.
So there isn’t any place to hide anymore.

FYI:
The SMART headquarter is located about 5 miles from here.
I worked in that building while I studied at university.

Bush in 30 Seconds
Nuff said.

Just got a phone call.

I won some lottery game (that I can’t remember ever having played).
Well, I didn’t win anything real.
I just won a “free” ticket for a lottery.

No catch. (i asked … twice).

All they wanted to now was my bank account info.
Via the phone.

Hello. Anybody home ?

So maybe I lost the opportunity to win another million.
But maybe I saved myself from getting my money stolen from my account.

Call me paranoid, but I develop(ed) the software that runs the transactions …

Can anybody tell me why an adult in his right mind would ever watch spongebob squarepants ?

It’s just stupid.
I mean the stupit stupid, not even the funny stupid.

ZEN-STYLE | Fool’s World Map

I know a few people who would actually think this map is correct.

I get a headache simply looking at it.

Argl. Stupid me.

Here is what I could reconstruct:

1. I had OpenSSH 3.7 running.
2. I had iptables set up to only allow connections from certain hosts.
3. I used my DSL to connect to the internet.

4. I upgraded my kernel to 2.6.7 last week.
5. I forgot to enable the iptables module

6. Intruder used ssh exploit to gain access.

7. Intruder abused my system as an xmule/edonkey relay with a high speed connection.

I would have never noticed if not our “site security” had noticed the strange behaviour of my system.
(Loads and loads of TCP SYN)

I might get into real trouble this time

CNN.com - Protests in Virginia against law targeting same-sex marriages - Jul 1, 2004

And while you are at it, why don’t you burn a few redheads … erm … witches.

Looks like Bush is slowly trying to kill off all americans:

LA Weekly: News: Condom Wars