Well, apparently, it's more common than you might think.
Douche's sit on here and wait for a post, and then quickly post something lame just to make the first page.
Is it just like a normal party but with more naked flesh? This is the premier blog weight gain! Are people standing around making awkward conversation about their work? If you have any questions, please send a message! Come on and show off your extra poundage, and live your life to the fullest! Men have lots of communal experiences: we wonder around locker rooms, sometimes naked, we over a pint, but do we together? Everyone just comments off of those original comments.
We've been bitching about these generic comments a lot, but I think the reason is the way comments are set up on here.
That's because no one really looks past the first page of comments.